Symptoms of suffering from softoployee

This is the syndrome thats ruling whole globe, very infectious,toxic, beneficial in short term and very dangerous in long run...... BEWARE OF IT -its called softoployee originated from simple english literature "software" and "employee" which means becoming a software employee 

Symtoms -1. a living being likes living in virtual worl

d, tweaking of virtual resources(coding, R&D) 

  2.loses interest in physical activities.

3. will have lot of hunger for social networking a

n

d connections with people in social networking sites but wudn't take pain to know abt person next to him,.

4.very eager to go for outings and acts crazy even looking at a lawn, huts, small lanes, rivers (though it wud be daily saga for thousands ) and so on 

5. will always starts to start talking abt weekends and is on cloud nine by end of friday (though weekends n friday make up 3 days of week which is almost half of week)  .

6. speaks a lot of playing games rituals, politics ,rights,virtues and many but ends up in an 17*17 lcd screen.

7. will rig up with many short term relationships easily and also looses them sooner n easily (maybe they get into the misconception that its as simple as signing in an out of a site).

8. speaks laguage of processor, ram , coding, interpretor always and makes things seem lot complicated then they are.

9 will have real bad temperment and horrible physique usually with several pounds been rigged up in lower body and big bold n round tummy.

short term benefits- He/She will make lots of money  in short time,learns well to play mind game, learns well to work a lot without feeling difference between day and night even at times of extreme stress,will have a strong existence in virtual world, wide network of people whom u haven't met,realises how to enjoy life (though never ll enjoy in reality.), become highly philosophic ( well infected people are termed as HR's), will roam around lot of places in name of projects around globe.

Long term loss-  1. will have no time to look into himself, and is very hardly alive within his own family, will have time to go around places but hardly gets time to be at home. 

2.earns a lot of money but hardly gets time to spend (so spends them on paying twice or thrice extra on same things in showrooms saying they are branded).

3 loses his social life.

4. becomes noctural , has no difference between day n night unless light stops glowing fron lcd screen

5. seems to be lot older than he/she is . is half dead by thirties

6.wud hardly have good heaalth and physique 

7.men are usually bald and women have short pony hanging

8. always stuck in thoughts , good at heart but always prone to go with corporate strategy n filthy politics with in work environ

9. hunger of money and status never ends n will never think of real hunger of love n peace he needs.

Treatment-

Simple get the best of available things and leave the rest

workout daily for an hour

spend time with family and friends

take some timeout away from the computer and electronic gadgets

breath fresh air and set priorities right between family, life and profession

be urself and dont get into corporate politics.

think of ur deeds , urself and people around u before sleep.

proper consumption of these shall keep u immune from SOFTOPLOYEE